You know what it is.

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Sun, 15 Apr 2012 17:53:56 -0400

mandyalwayslaughs: Mac drew herself. It’s funny ‘cause she...

Mon, 13 Feb 2012 04:31:21 -0500

Mac drew herself. It’s funny ‘cause she really looks like that. @mac_co (@macnco) (Taken with instagram)

we've been apart for too long i think

Fri, 04 Nov 2011 11:36:00 -0400

Mandy: OMFG LOOK AT MY NOT CHINESE KUYA'S PROFILE PICTURE OMG I AM SCREAMING
Mandy: http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/222355_10150157807027109_579217108_6932713_7506963_n.jpg
Mandy: HE CANT JUST DO THAT
Mandy: ESPECIALLY SINCE IT WAS TAKEN IN CHINA!!!!!
Mac: OMG I WANTED TO BUY THE SAME FUCKING HAT
Mac: WHEN I WAS THERE
Mac: YEAH SO? FLAUNT IT
Mandy: OMFG
Mandy: MAC :((((((((((
Mandy: HE COULDVE BEEN FUCKING SHOT!!!!
Mac: I SWEAR BUT MY CHEAP CHINESE FATHER WOULDNT LET ME GET IT
Mac: REGRETS
Mac: BUT THEY WERE SELLING IT FOR REAL LIKE EVERYWHERE
Mandy: OMG BUT WHAT :((((((
Mac: HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT THE LEADING WATER/JUICE BRAND
Mac: THAT'S CALLED
Mac: "WAHAHA" :((
Mandy: S C R E A M I N G
Mac: Has this gone on our blog yet
Mandy: no omg h/o
Mandy: copy pasting
Mac: See this is why we're not famous yet
Mac: We keep on neglecting our amazingness
Mac: Therefore people get tired of waiting
Mac: Like we're only famous to Choco
Mandy: CHOCO CAN START OUR FANDOM
Mac: I'm pretty sure she'll be the one ending it at this rate

so i’m talking to my friend on facebook rn and she asked me about niq and like his life so i...

Fri, 07 Oct 2011 09:10:16 -0400

so i’m talking to my friend on facebook rn
and she asked me about niq and like his life
so i did the whole “we d8ed and now he’s f@” thing and she was totally confused
she was like “wait why are you talking like that?” and i’m like “why am i talking like what…….”
and i realized
that i now have no idea how to talk to people who have never/seemingly will not ever stan/ed anything in their lives
and then i’m just there like… so you’ve never stanned anything? so what do you do with your life?
and by not stanning anything… does this mean you ACTUALLY HAVE a life???????

This just in: Mandy swore in Tagalog

Sat, 17 Sep 2011 03:01:00 -0400

This just in: Mandy swore in Tagalog

foreheadtittaes: Hello, new and old followers! If I were an...

Fri, 16 Sep 2011 20:04:17 -0400

foreheadtittaes:

Hello, new and old followers! If I were an author, these would be my ~memoirs. Treat this post as an intro post of sorts.

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Fri, 16 Sep 2011 20:04:06 -0400

We were talking about retreat roommates… - Mandy

Fri, 16 Sep 2011 06:01:16 -0400

We were talking about retreat roommates… - Mandy

Day 02 - Your First Love

Thu, 15 Sep 2011 06:30:18 -0400

I’m going to be extremely cheesy and say that my first love was music (I just barfed at my own sentence).

Wahh, it’s so gross and cheesy, but it’s true! Idk, music is the only thing I’ve ever really known and all I’ve ever really done with my life. I’ve been singing since I was four and I taught myself how to play the guitar and I can kinda play the piano so yay.

Sometimes, though, I feel really bad that I say that ~*~*~*I love music~*~*~* and it’s a really big thing in my life and stuff like that because I can’t even read sheet music. People tell me that’s okay because there are plenty of other artists out there who are successful but can’t read sheet music either but still. I feel like I’m being a cheat sometimes, Idk. I’m trying to learn now though! :D (and failing miserably askdnaskld)

Idk it’s the only thing I really know how to do and the only thing I understand so there my first love is music.

mac-co: Baby me in all my baby me glory

Thu, 15 Sep 2011 06:01:53 -0400

mac-co:

Baby me in all my baby me glory

Day 2 Your First Love

Thu, 15 Sep 2011 04:14:00 -0400

My first love was not like the others.

It was patient, it was kind, and was not jealous. It did not brag and was not arrogant, did not act unbecomingly. It did not seek its own, was not provoked, and did not take into account a wrong suffered. It did not rejoice in unrighteousness, but rejoiced with the truth.

It is milk.

And yes, that was totally from the Bible, because I am resourceful like the resourceful Chinese person that I should be.

Milk and I go way back. It’s been with me since I was a baby. I love it so much, we would get married if the society permitted us to. I mean, milk is the shit. Not literally. It’s kind of the pee. Of cows.

They’re really mammary glands, though, but still. What am I saying? Anyway, I think everyone should learn to love this amazing thing because they’re amazing. Milk has never failed me! Except that one time, which was actually yesterday, wherein it was already soiled, and it didn’t even bother to inform me via smell! I felt heartbroken for a moment, but we reconciled very quickly.

That is all.

Mac's thoughts

Thu, 15 Sep 2011 03:52:00 -0400

We weren’t given any homework today, so I thought to myself, maybe I should go and update my blog with Mandy before I study in advance like the studious Chinese person that I am. To my surprise, we had this GIF of holding hands with glitters frolicking around them on the blog, and I was just like… what. Well, it’s probably from a Disney movie, because I mean, I’ve never really seen any Nickelodeon movies with random glitters dancing around the ends of arms. Wait, that was pretty discriminative, but you have to admit that I have a point. Well, not really, but still. I don’t even know why I just thought that hard over a GIF that Mandy obviously reblogged without telling me. I should do this in the shower instead.

Am I the only one who doesn’t make life decisions while scrubbing myself clean? And maybe I shouldn’t have said scrubbing myself clean. Alright bye.

Real fact!

Wed, 14 Sep 2011 07:52:23 -0400

Mac sounds like a five year old on the phone.

Especially when she laughs.

She legitimately sounds like “hihihihi”

when mandy and mac try reviewing for geom over the phone

Wed, 14 Sep 2011 07:42:55 -0400

Mac: so this segment AL is congruent to segment LC...?
Mandy: WAIT WAIT WAIT so earlier i was in the bathroom and i was like, thinking about what happened today--do you ever do that? like... you're in the shower and you're like, reviewing the day's events?
Mac: no i just stand there and i'm like, "oh wow this water is cold i am enjoying this"

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Sun, 11 Sep 2011 02:53:55 -0400

i luv u mandy. mandy is a pretty name. it's short for amanda isn't it? that's a pretty name. that's a hot name.

Sat, 10 Sep 2011 11:27:00 -0400

oh ok this is either eli or cine or elle or patfel hmm who could dis be - mandy

u guise im ur biggest fan.

Sat, 10 Sep 2011 11:20:31 -0400

omg thank you? but who is this y u gotta be anon - mandy

WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?

Sat, 10 Sep 2011 10:18:00 -0400

Idk Jesus? yes, i was in the old testament - Mac

omg idek. food, i guess. but wait do we answer this seriously or - Mandy

Day 01 - Introduce yourself

Sat, 10 Sep 2011 10:14:02 -0400

my name is mandy
i’m so very
fly oh my! it’s a little bit scurryyyyy
hehe hi
i’m mandy (obvs)
and i look a little like this:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA just kidding i don’t actually look like that
i look more like this
aka ugly
but when i grow up i would like to be just as flawless as kourtney kardashian
when i grow up ~~i wanna be famous i wanna be a star i wanna be in movies~~ i want to be a journalist
or maybe a musician, idk
i think the jonas brothers are pretty badass
i think justin bieber is really cool too
maq doesn’t like either of those artists :-( but it’s ok we bond over other musicians too like britney spears and justin timberlake
my favorite subject in school is english
geometry is pretty awesome too
but i’m bad at science lol
i’m not that tall of a person
food is my life
i love food
i would marry food if i could (not really)
i’m not as trolly as mac is but you should thank the lord for that bc that would be really sad bc one trolly mac is fucking enough
ok that’s it
bye

Day 1 Introduce Yourself

Sat, 10 Sep 2011 10:00:00 -0400

Hi, hey, hello, I’m Mac. Mandy spells it as Maq though. I’m 15 ~~and pregnant~~. I’m Filipino-Chinese, but I obviously did not get the Chinese aspect of flawlessly straight hair, as seen in photo above. I think that was accidentally racist to my own kind. I have three siblings and five parents, just kidding. My favorite color is red, but I usually wear dark/earthly colors, because I’m a hipster vampire. My favorite food is steak, and I eat anything with cheese. I hate mayonnaise, peanuts, and certain chocolates. My favorite genres of music are metalcore and indie, because I’m a hipster vampire. My favorite subject in school is English, and I’m really bad at Math. My favorite hobby is trolling around, just kidding. I play the guitar and the keyboard. Finally, I have this theory that our whole universe is merely a spec of an entirely bigger universe. Ok bye.